Thursday, June 4

Break Time

The Big Rabbit is taking a break for the summer, because there is a cure for the summertime blues. That cure is to spend as little time as possible being sucked into the void in front of a computer. I have become attached to an endless chain of blogs, feeds and sites from photographers, gurus and advisors, as well as a fair number of unassociated strangers who shouldn't be writing anything, much less making it public. The democratization of the web via the blogosphere is enticing, but a complete, vaporous illusion. Not everyone truly has something important to say, and not all opinions are valid or worth reading. True, reading stupid thinking and bad logic has value on its own, but not for me, not now.

This all became real to me this morning as I sat here mapping out my day. I had 83 RSS subscriptions active and more than fifty of them popped up with new content today. I got 62 new emails. I started the slog.

Meanwhile, on my right-hand display, my desktop picture is of my wife, the Boss Rabbit, taken inside the Comyn Tower at Inverlochy Castle. It's one of my favorite images. She isn't looking at me, she isn't smiling. In that quiet moment she and I are both coming to terms with heading back to the U.S. from Scotland. The paradox is that we have never felt so much at home as we did in the Highlands and Edinburgh. I stopped and took a good look at the picture. You just had to be there, and that is exactly the point.

You have to be there, and you can't be there when you're staring at your computer or your phone all day.

I have culled my RSS feeds in Google Reader down to an essential ten. No more accumulator sites. No more political blogs. I have server-level blacklisted those people whose conservative-rant emails incited me to rage. They were never really that interesting, anyway, and the heated exchanges that followed their stupid kool-aid diatribes were always the analogs of mud-wrestling with pigs; You get dirty and the pig has fun.

By the time September rolls around again, I will either return to this endeavor enthused, rejuvenated and excited about life, or I'll be living in a refrigerator box under the Broadway Bridge. The Boss Rabbit may also kill me in my sleep. Maybe we'll be living in Scotland. Probably not.

I may, from time to time, post an image or two, sans discussion. The blog was really just my notebook, anyway. It was always for me.

If you watch Maru, the the Japanese Scottish Fold ( ! ! ! ) about once a week you won't need blogs, either. If you can watch the box sequence that begins at about 4:25 without laughing out loud, you're not worthy of The Maru. Or summer.


Now, who wants margaritas?

We're outta here ... in 3, 2, 1 ... [ white noise ]

Thus spake the rabbit.

Saturday, May 30

Harlan Ellison on Working For Free

Anytime Ellison mentions "writer", substitute the creative occupation of your choosing. Now tell me exactly why creatives are expected to work for nothing. Go ahead and think of a really good reason, I'll wait.

If you came up with:
"We're a non-profit."
"We don't have the budget."
"I know I can get someone to do it for less."
"If you do this one for free, we'll pay you next time."
"We already have a quote for a lot less."
"This really shouldn't take all that long. You could knock this out in no time."
....Insert your favorite lame reason here...
Please, don't let the door hit your sorry ass on the way out.

Hat tip to Brud @
Digital Labrador.

Thus spake the rabbit.

Wednesday, May 27

99


Yesterday was my mother-in-law's 99th birthday. I should live so long or so well. She is still bright and vital, although she doesn't see that well any more. Coming home from the nursing home last night, the Boss Rabbit and I discussed the odds and ramifications of our living to see 99. It's doubtful for most of us, after all, even with advances in medicine and living a healthier lifestyle. My dad, had he lived, would be 99 this year, too. He died 35 years ago, at the age of 64, after a dozen years of heart problems and a lifetime of hard work.

For me to reach 99, I will have to somehow survive another forty years. This seems really unlikely. The answer, I suppose, is to follow the advice written above the sundial on the west wall of St. Cuthbert's in Edinburgh.
Written in the voice of time itself, "Live well, for I fly."

Thus spake the rabbit.

Monday, May 25

Don't Panic!

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

Thus spake the rabbit.

Friday, May 22

Where all the lights are bright


Thus spake the rabbit.

Torture

We put up with this cowardly fathead for eight years. He no longer serves the American people (not that he ever did). Why is he still talking?

Thus spake the rabbit.

Monday, May 18

Blue Monday

Thanks, Jan!

Thus spake the rabbit.